December 2009
98 posts
Dear Tumblr.
Dumbcunt on facebook (Y)
So like my friend deleted the post but this is how the conversation went (retreived via emails)
Dickhead: _____ bro i think that katherline slapper wants ur doodle, likes comments and likes eveything on ur page LOLLL why is she soo obsessed with you because shes a ……..
Me: first off its katherine — so if your gonna try to insult me at least spell my...
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO FOUR PEOPLE
likedolceandgabbana:
A) Nobody
B) Everybody
C) Anybody
D) Somebody
Which one should YOU fall in love with?
Correct answer: SOMEBODY.
Because if you loved ANYBODY you would end up sleeping with EVERYBODY and then NOBODY would want to sleep with you and that would ruin your chances with living happily ever after with a really special SOMEBODY.
Which one can YOU trust most?
Correct answer:...
You can lose what you never had...
(via michaelcarreon)
Dear Tumblr.
My little cousin (nephew? Cousin’s kid?) Has arrived to Australia, he arrived on the 24th all the way from USA, California, Orange County, Garden Grove!! Yayerrr!
Just thought you’d all like to know. He’s totally picking up chicks over here, but i guess its cause it just runs in the family LOL! Or it could be that he’s half mexican half viet. But then again us halfies are...
theworldthroughtheeyesofagook:
you’re a keeper :)
“Boys are stupid, they just dont understand us females at all lol thats why there...”
– Thuy Tran
“Even though another guy can give me attention, it’s nothing like your affection.”
“f ck all i need is u”
GOING HORSE RIDING TODAY!
And no, that is not a metaphor for anything ;) LOL!
theworldthroughtheeyesofagook:
why do people go to me for relationship advice? everyone has been going to me for advice on whether to stay or go, what to do when he’s mad and angry, if he cheating or what not. cmon guys, it’s obvious that i suck at relationships :) i just like to string big words together and act like confuscious :D
Oh Kevinnn, i need some advice :(
Dear Tumblr.
Today i went shopping, and look what i saw in Coles! Cute isn’t it!
Oh and i totally gave myself bangs today, cause i got super bored …
How cute am i true! LOL! No makeup (Y)
LOL!
WHAT THE HELL DUDE! CHEAP MUCH!?
That 70s show
Hyde: Looks like Shelly has a thing for Forman
Fez: Looks like Foreman has a thing for Shelly .... and it's in his pants
LOL
wallflwr:
theworldthroughtheeyesofagook:
i’m falling for you all over again
..Me too.
Ditto.
Cholo
Nhat : why was the mexican called a paragraph???
Me: I don't know? Why? Because he mex-xi-can?
Nhat: thats wat a gaybo would say
Me: Then what's the answer?
Nhat: cos he was too short to be an essay
LOL AHAHAHA
Guns
paul says:
*paaaaaaaaanda eyes
*eating that bamboo
*weirdo
kAtherine . (F) says:
*LOL
paul says:
*kath
kAtherine . (F) says:
*You're a weirdo
paul says:
*in conclusion
*im fkn
*AWESOME
*WITH A CAPITAL A
kAtherine . (F) says:
*LOLLLLL
*Sure sure
*Far out
*Forgot how random you are
*ahahaha
paul says:
*shit off man
*im fucking awesome
*not random
*im so gun, they shoot criminals with paul truongs
kAtherine . (F) says:
*WTf?
*how does that make sense
paul says:
*cause im a gun !
kAtherine . (F) says:
*Ohhhhhhhhh
*I get it! HAHAHHA!
paul says:
*YEAHHHHHHHHH
*HAII FAIIIIIIVE
FM ft. The Cataracs & Dev - Like a G
“See i know that you and me can’t be. But your love is so good i just...”
– Pinney Woods
Hell Yeahhhhhh
Totally got VIP treat at Chasers last night (nightclub)
My cousin Caterina took care of me well! I’m so glad i bumped into her, didn’t even know she worked with them. She even took me home. I love her so.
This was my outfit i wore to chasers. AND HELL YEAH! SCORED A SANTA OFF SOME GUY!
This one guy was confused as to what nationality i was, i told him how i was half filo half...
Drunken boys have weird conversations
JP: I wish i could fly
Jr: I CAN fly, i just don't like too
JP: Yeah me too, when i fly i get seasick
YES FUCKERSSSS!
It’s friday! Time to get crunk up in this bitch!!!
Wale Ft. Lady GaGa - Chillin
Mad song.
Blonde Moment
"Whilst watching Sex drive -- almost at the end of the movie"
Carolyn: Wait i don't get it now ... what's No Fatch X?
Me: Huh?
Carolyn: The license plates, i don't get it? What's no fatch x?
Me: You're kidding right? Carolyn it's No Fat Chx? As in chicks?
Carolyn: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ahahhahaha! The whole movie makes sense now
LOLLLL! Such a cute girl! Memories!
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a...”
– TuPac Shakur
Dear Tumblr.
Yesterday my friend thing did the bravest thing i could think of. She shaved her hair for Leukemia.
Like damn! I could never do that, i wish i could though, i’m just too vain. It’s a great act of courage and charity. She’s so brave.
I shall upload some pictures for all you kiddies.
“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you...”
– HAHA
Dear Tumblr.
I feel as if i’m compelled to say and post interesting stuff, too bad it’s 4am, my mind is mush, and all i wanna do is pancakes with icecream and fruit. Yummmmmm.
Michael Carreon
OMG! He just followed me! I think i’m gonna die from excitment!
